The government is evil and what the people need is revolution. Whatever revolution that may be, it's none of my business, let the smarts think about that. What I know, is that we need tax cut. I mean, come on, the tax is going up again?! Where did that come from?
Well some other smarts said it's because the economy is growing so we need more tax to blah blah blah...
BORING.
Who the fuck cares about the whole economy of this country? I just don't wanna spend that much cash on my Camry. How am I supposed to take a girl out to that new fancy Italian restaurant if I have to spend that much... just for fuel.
So yes, I'm going to occupy the streets. With posters held up. With Sharpie I wrote "I AM THE 99%"
I'll have my GAP tee on. Levi's jeans. Rayban's just in case the sun decides to punish us poor, poor fellas. Yep, I'm good to go. Oh, and I'm putting on my Nike shoes as well, because you know, it might be one tiresome day taking down the corrupted, stupid, selfish government.
Here we go. The day where all unite for one purpose: revolution
Goddammit. The street's pretty crowded here. Hard to see what's in front. Just hundreds of pairs of feet... and the Nikes, Pumas, Havaianas, Adidases.
But we're here for a reason: taking down the government, and the rich that they support. Kill. The. Rich.
"I AM THE 99%" echoes all over the place.
The air is filled with revolutionary spirit to bring Democracy back.
Equal rights for all, we all deserve to be rich.
Wow, that's a great line.
Let me just tweet that first. Let me just take out my iPhone and tweet.
Crud. AT&T's being a pain in the ass again.
Let me try my iPod Touch then.
"I AM THE 99%"
Okay, now I'll just wait for the thousands of retweets. Thousands of similar tweets that will flood Twitter. Hey, might as well post that as my Facebook status, amiright? I'll do that on my Macbook once I reach home.
The concept of Economy is just fucked up, you see. Only the most efficient one can succeed. Sheesh, government is supposed to protect the weak.
The weak like me.
If the Kardashians could make porn videos all day and stay rich, I should be able to do that as well. But I can't. Because I'm from a poor family and I'll stay poor forever until the government starts protecting us instead of those riches that control the economy.
Well thanks to the open-market economy, I have to actually work to be richer. Damn.
Kill the rich. Seriously, corporation owners are such evil people. Super, super fucking rich. How can they do that?! Taking money from the rest of us like we're scums. Who needs corporations? I don't! Even if I have the brain, I'd never want to be them. I'll live in a farm and grow my own foods and stuff.
Oops, the food talks made me hungry. Let me just grab some Big Mac before marching on.
Some Coca Cola would be nice too.
Back to corporations. Jesus. Don't they have ANY humanity left? It's their fault that I'm poor. They're to blame that I have to work 8 hours a day just to feed myself decent food (well, that plus a few of other needs, like my Macbook installments, AmEx bills, and Netflix fees). You see how shitty that is? They have endless money! It should be illegal. We. Do. Not. Need. Corporations.
What's with those youths spending their time in universities? Don't they have any revolutionary spirit? Why study when you'll end up like those boring, evil people. Poor souls with lots of money. It's people like us here on the streets that will create a better world. Because we really don't care about money.
We're here for a better future (What better future, I'm not sure actually. But you get the idea.)
And yeah, no corporation!
Shit, riot. After this I might need a new Nike.
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